I'm short and Ben Barnes is hottt

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 in category Friends, Oh, Brother

Didn't any of you get the memo? My brother's taller than me. Yes, little Devin is now taller than his big sister. Great. Apparently this qualifies as news. Yes, newsflash, Devin's not a midget! Thank God, he's not vertically challenged! Let's throw a parade, everybody, Devin's half an inch taller than me!

Apparently this gives him some sort of authority. We were arguing about who's turn it was to walk the dog. I said something about how I was always the one who walked her, and I was the one who went after her when she ran away in the muddy, crappy, rain, and he never does it, anyway. And what does he say?

He looks at me and says, "Don't make me come down there."

Ha, ha. Yes, my apparent lack of height constitutes a joke.

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